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Clash of Kings: Prologue to the end of Tyrion II (p.135)
0. Prologue
We get to meet Stannis and his family.
Wow, what a joyful bunch they are!
Stannis himself is a joyless,
self-righteous idiot who broods on any and all past wrongs and has a bigger
case of entitlement than Joffrey, which is really saying something. I am not
saying that Robert was the best brother ever, but I am not sure that he could
have never made Stannis happy, no matter what he did. This makes Stannis’
involvement in the hunt for the Bastards all the more interesting, as I cannot
work out why he wanted to uncover them. He and his wife, Selyse, seem to be
well matched, as they are both narrow minded and cold. I feel truly sorry for
their daughter, Shireen, who not only has to live in this miserable atmosphere,
but who is also permanently disfigured by a childhood illness: she seems really
sweet, so I foresee horrible things happening to her. The story of Patchface is
tragic indeed, though he seems to be some sort of savant with his nonsense
songs. Ser Davos has an interesting back-story: although I am not sure why he
brought food through the blockade to be rewarded by having his fingers
amputated. This in itself shows quite neatly why Renly will gather more support
than Stannis.
That brings us to Melisandre. It seems
unusual that her religion is trying to recruit converts, as we have already
seen that there is no animosity between the followers of the Old Gods and the
Seven in Westeros. Maybe it is just me, but the ‘Lord of Light’ name makes me
think of Christianity with its monotheism replacing the polytheism of the older
religions. I was disgusted, but not surprised by Stannis’ dismissal of poor old
Maester Cressen: Stannis seems the type to shoot a faithful old horse once it
is of no further use. It was very sad to see Cressen sacrifice himself for the
boy he loved as a son, but amazingly creepy that Melisandre had no fear of the
poison.
1. Arya I
Arya is sometimes too feisty for her
own good, but that is one of the things I like about her. Yoren confirms that
the plan was to let Ned take the Black, which confirms what we feared about
Joffrey ignoring the Small Council’s advice. Arya tries to blend in with the
rabble that Yoren is leading north, but she is the smallest by quite a bit, so
she is an obvious target for some of the other boys. Instead of holding her
tongue she loses her temper and beats the snot out of Hot Pie. This is not a
smart way to be inconspicuous, but it is what we expect from our warrior
princess. Yoren makes sure that she understands how dangerous her situation is,
but I am not sure how long that will last. I really liked her wish to be with
Jon on the Wall: the connection between the two is so very strong and simply
emphasizes the fact that they are the ones who actually look like Starks,
whereas the other children take after Catelyn’s Tully family.
2. Sansa I
So, I am not sure who would win in a
competition of worse castle to live in: Sansa or Shireen. Shireen at least is
safe from harm, just living in a morbidly depressing atmosphere, whereas Sansa
has to play nice to avoid upsetting the psychopath that is Joffrey. Where is
Drogo with a nice ‘gold crown’ when you need him? Joffrey is so delusional that
I really do hope that he gets his wish of challenging Robb to single combat:
even without Grey Wind, Robb would beat the jumped up little shit into the
dirt. Heck, even Rickon would manage it with very little sweat. It was nice to
see that Tommen and Myrcella are actually not devil-spawn like their brother,
so there is hope for the Lannisters after all. I loved their reaction to
Tyrion. It is so great to see how children can accept people who are different,
and it was nice to see his genuine affection for them. He was also kind and
thoughtful in his dealings with Sansa, even though their families are at war,
which only highlights Cersei and Joffrey’s pettiness and petulance. I have to
wonder where their evil genes come from . . .
3. Tyrion I
The Mighty Tyrion gets to be the Hand,
much to Cersei’s disgust, which makes me cheer for him even more than usual.
Her stomping petulance about Lord Tywin’s refusal to do her bidding made me
laugh, but mostly I loved how Tyrion told her a few home truths in the bluntest
way possible. I am still amazed that Tywin does not know about the twins’
incest, but maybe he has always been too busy to notice. Tyrion will be a very
good Hand and he will do a far better job of running the city than Cersei,
mainly because he actually seems to care about the common people or, at the
very least, he realizes that they have to be appeased so that they will not
rise in rebellion. Varys has found Shea: he really is spooky in his ability to
know everything that happens. I loved the shadow boxing that he and Tyrion
engage in about this significant point of leverage in Varys’ favor.
4. Bran I
Bran howling with the wolves was a very
eerie scene, but I really like how he does not listen to everyone else’s ideas
about them: he understands that they are different from the dogs and wonders
just how different. The red comet is becoming a repeated motif as everyone
speculates on what it might portend. Of course, we know that Old Nan is right:
it means the reappearance of dragons. I like how everyone turns the comet into
a sign for the coming of whatever they most want, apart from Maester Luwin who
sees it as simply an astronomical phenomenon. We get to meet the two Walders,
who will play an important role at some point, assuming that Shaggydog does not
manage to eat them first. I am uneasy about the wolves being locked in the
Godswood, especially Shaggydog, who seems to be angry all the time. It suggests
that Rickon is being ignored and not being cared for properly. Bran continues
to have his wolf dreams. I cannot help thinking that Osha has an idea what this
means, but she is staying quiet at the moment. Bran seems to be displaying a
lot more wisdom these days, which I guess comes from him spending more time
thinking, and he is much more open minded and connected to nature than those
around him.
5. Arya II
Do we think that Nymeria might be the
mystery she-wolf plundering the area? Oh yes! I hope that she and Arya are
reunited very soon as they would be a formidable pair and Arya could ride her
like a horse. Plus, she is befriending Gendry, which is a neat echo of their
fathers’ relationship. I am glad that he managed to escape King’s Landing,
although I wonder who sent him to Yoren: Varys, I imagine. I am not all that
happy about her associating with the raving lunatics in the cart though:
seriously, who sharpens their teeth into points? Jaqen sounds reasonable
enough, but he keeps seriously bad company and must be a real badass if they have
not murdered him yet. The brush with the gold cloaks was very unwelcome,
although it was strange that they were searching for Gendry and not Arya. I
suppose that, as a girl, she is not supposed to be capable of surviving this
long or getting out of the city.
6. Jon I
How much do I love Sam and his
geekiness? Quite a lot, actually. He has exactly the same reaction that I would
to the documents stored under Castle Black: no wonder he lost track of time.
The armorer, Donal Noye, has an interesting assessment of the Baratheon
brothers: Robert was true steel, Stannis is brittle iron and Renly is flashy
copper. We will see if he is right in time. I loved the story of how Maester
Aemon refused the crown: he is such an intriguing character, with a wealth of knowledge
and wisdom. I like how the Old Bear uses Aemon’s story to feel out Jon’s
intentions now that Robb is the King in the North: the Night’s Watch were very
lucky when Mormont decided to take the black.
7. Catelyn I
Robb acting as King is a sight to
behold, as he wields his power like a seasoned professional. Obviously, Cersei
will not agree to the terms that he sends, but an effort must be made. Catelyn
realizes that he is no longer under her control, but his own man with his own
ideas. However, in a nice contrast to Cersei, she takes this well and tries to
guide him rather than force his hand. I suppose that it helps that he is not a
psychopath like Joffrey; so that his decisions are not too far from those that
she would make herself. Unfortunately, they do not seem to be a good position
at the moment, with a new army amassing at Casterly Rock and the river lords
split up protecting there own holdings. It looks like they need a plan.
8. Tyrion II
I so enjoyed Tyrion’s disposal of Janos
Slynt. It was subtly done, but fairly obvious: no Hand could ever trust the man
after he had betrayed Ned. This is especially true when he is so quick to do
stupid things just because the idiot Joffrey decides to entertain himself. I
loved Slynt trying to be rude to Tyrion because he is not a Lord: no, Slynt, he
is the son of probably the most powerful Lord in Westeros and the King’s uncle!
What an idiot! I am not happy that Slynt is off to the Wall with his cronies
though, even if one of them has an ‘accident’ on the way: I was hoping that
Tyrion would make good on his pledge to support the Night’s Watch. I liked the
debate that he has with Varys about Power. I normally find politics somewhat
dull, but this was fascinating, especially as there were so many things hinted
at and insinuated. Also, Varys gets a plus point for saving Gendry: all I need
to work out now is why he did it.
Fun! I just finished A Game of Thrones the other week and have been listening to Clash of Kings on audio. I'm a little bit behind you, but I'm going on a car trip tomorrow so I should be able to catch up ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat is how my husband 'reads' books: it certainly makes his commute to work a whole lot more interesting! :D
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